"Well, and keep in mind that I'm no expert here, I'm guessing that just looking up what you already like and adding 'avian' on the end will do you just fine, yeah?" A part of Shaun couldn't actually believe he was saying this, but he was damned if he was going to be the first person to get embarrassed and break. "It's not as if you're going to stop like vaginas, or whatever else tempts you to stick your hand in your shorts at night."
He paused to roll his chair closer to the bed again, craning his neck and raising a dubious eyebrow at the way Desmond's back had started to deform. "And, er... perhaps it's a good thing you can't see what's going on very clearly. Just, er. Try to ignore it, I suppose."
That was probably utterly unhelpful and Shaun needed to distract from the transformation again, in case that anticipated panic actually began. "So, your mother's an avian? That's handy, at least you won't be completely in the dark with how this all works."
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Date: 2015-02-26 03:33 am (UTC)He paused to roll his chair closer to the bed again, craning his neck and raising a dubious eyebrow at the way Desmond's back had started to deform. "And, er... perhaps it's a good thing you can't see what's going on very clearly. Just, er. Try to ignore it, I suppose."
That was probably utterly unhelpful and Shaun needed to distract from the transformation again, in case that anticipated panic actually began. "So, your mother's an avian? That's handy, at least you won't be completely in the dark with how this all works."